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#28464: colleen, turns out I DO have a tracking number and the package was returned to....

Posted by: MarilynFL at 1:56 am on Feb 9, 2016

...Brownsville, TN?

Why the hell it went there is beyond me. Maybe it's a central node for all undeliverables that need to be returned to sender? Maybe it's a cosmic black hole? Maybe it's Area 51?

Brownsville, TN got the package on Jan 28. I'll bet if they knew what they had, they'd have made shrimp and grits for the whole facility, aliens and all.

Larry is going to the PO tomorrow to see if they can explain what's going on. I did mail it to the Birmingham, MI address.

Jesus saves. Buddha recycles.