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Here are some funnies from my aunt

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Posted to Thread #13814 at 1:04 am on Feb 17, 2009

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> A husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
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> as a Christmas gift.
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> The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
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> When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the
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> gift I bought you last year!"
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> And that's when the fight started.....
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> My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?"
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> I replied "Dust".
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> And that's when the fight started.....
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> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
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> She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
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> horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
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> compliment.'
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> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
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> And that's when the fight started.....
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> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
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> anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200
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> in about 3 seconds.
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> I bought her a scale.
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> And that's when the fight started.....
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> I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
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> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
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> 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
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> So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
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> And that's when the fight started....
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> My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
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> in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
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> 'No,' she answered.
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> I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
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> She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
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> So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
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> And that's when the fight started....
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> I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
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> Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer
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> would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
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> And that's when the fight started.....
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> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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> I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
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> order first.
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> 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
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> He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
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> 'Nah, she can order for herself.'
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> And that's when the fight started.....


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