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|Steve2 in LA||
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't
Joined: Feb 7, 2006
Posted to Thread #20617 at 4:17 am on Oct 4, 2011
but are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand...
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting so remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I pass it along as a public service
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Other messages in this thread:
- 20617. To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't - Steve2 in LA - 4:17am on 10/04/11 (10)
- Thanks for the latest poop Steve! - FloriSandy - 4:37am on 10/04/11
- I haven't been whining for two years now. [NT] - Michael in Phoenix - 5:15am on 10/04/11
- So then what do we do for a hangover, if not rehydrate?! [NT] - Joe - 5:04am on 10/04/11
- Hair of the dog? [NT] - Michael in Sarasota - 1:51pm on 10/04/11
- LOL :-D [NT] - EvaN - 8:15am on 10/04/11
- Love it! it's goona be wine at breakfast... [NT] - deb-in-MI - 10:34am on 10/04/11
- LOLOLOL!!! thank you Steve :) [NT] - Barbara in VA - 12:56pm on 10/04/11
- Love it, thanks for the chuckle this morning! [NT] - KarenNoCA - 2:23pm on 10/04/11
- LOL Thanks from the Alabama wineau! My beliefs are vindicated. [NT] - Marianne - 1:41pm on 10/05/11
- Ha! Glad I didn't miss this! [NT] - MarilynFL - 3:37pm on 10/20/11