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Breaking Bad...for Cheese Dip
Joined: Dec 12, 2005
Posted to Thread #23453 at 2:32 am on Dec 17, 2012
Last week I scored my first drug deal. Well...<i>technically</i> it wasn't a drug deal. <i>Technically</i>..there weren't any drugs involved at all. To quote Wiki, <i>drugs</i> imply <i>"a substance that has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body."</i> In my world, that's the definition of chocolate.
In a non-darkened, non-backstreet, non-ghetto, non-alley, there was a mutually beneficial exchange of chemicals for cookies. I bartered a batch of "Hazelnuts Raised to the Fourth Power Cookies" for an ounce of Trisodium Citrate, a derivative of citric acid >> Street Name: Sodium Citrate.
Go ahead. Arrest me.
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Sodium citrate is currently popular in molecular gastromony circles to spherify pureed food. Mine was used to make a lovely melty cheese dip...something like creamy Velveeta dip, but without every other chemical in the Periodic Table.
<b>KRAFT Velvetta Pasteurized Process Cheese Spread:</b>
NONFAT MILK AND MILKFAT, WHEY, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, MILK, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, MALTODEXTRIN, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF SALT, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, LACTIC ACID, SORBIC ACID AS A PRESERVATIVE, SODIUM ALGINATE, CITRIC ACID, SODIUM CITRATE, CHEESE CULTURE, ENZYMES, APOCAROTENAL AND ANNATTO (COLOR).
<b>**Gooey, Melty REAL Cheese Dip**</b>
3 Cups of grated cheese
1/4 C beer
7 grams of sodium citrate (1/4 ounce, ~ 1.5 tsp)
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DO NOT USE pre-grated cheese as it has "other" stuff added to it. I used 2 cups of grated Cabot Sharp Cheddar and 1 Cup of Pepperjack Cheese.
Warm beer and dissolve sodium citrate.
Add grated cheese and stir to melt.
Use a stick blender to emulsify.
Dip will reharden fairly quickly, so a water bath is recommended if you want to keep the cheese fluid for any length of time.
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It took longer to grate the cheese than to melt it. As it cools, the dip will reharden into a solid mass. I simply added a bit of water and zapped it in the microwave to thin it out again.
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Other messages in this thread:
- 23453. Breaking Bad...for Cheese Dip - MarilynFL - 2:32am on 12/17/12 (10)
- Man, oh man, that looks reeeeely good. How did it taste? (nt) [NT] - mistral - 4:31am on 12/17/12
- Like cheese, M. Just like cheese. Would you like an ounce? - MarilynFL - 1:00pm on 12/17/12
- Please, yes! I have a scale. . . - mistral - 4:59pm on 12/17/12
- [An old, old post showing my constant search for the perfect cheese dip] - MarilynFL - 12:59pm on 12/17/12
- Oooh, I just had a Velveeta grilled cheese (pasteurized cheese product) sammy last night. . . - mistral - 5:01pm on 12/17/12
- LOL. Love the pictures. What would happen if you didn't use the sodium citrate? [NT] - DawnNYS - 8:11pm on 12/17/12
- No sodium citrate can = curdled cheese sauce, not a good feel in the mouth! (nt) [NT] - mistral - 12:13am on 12/18/12
- First of all, I'm at work reading this and died laughing after seeing your picture - Heather_in_SF - 10:06pm on 12/17/12