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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Joined: Dec 31, 1969
Posted to Thread #29862 at 5:45 pm on Sep 17, 2017
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
EDIT (a few more strictly food related):
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.
Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry.
Chuck Norris uses hot sauce as eye drops.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Other messages in this thread:
- + [NT] [IMAGE] - pmassell_93 - 6:16am on 09/14/17
- ummm, Paul? Is this an alter-ego thing you got going here??? [NT] - MarilynFL - 5:34pm on 09/17/17
- Chuck Norris makes onions cry. - pmassell_93 - 5:45pm on 09/17/17
- Ha! [NT] - Pat-NoCal - 1:53am on 09/19/17
- Test [NT] [IMAGE] - MariaDNoCA - 6:20am on 09/14/17
- Test 2 [NT] [IMAGE] - MariaDNoCA - 11:22pm on 09/14/17